Chuck Norris

Remember:
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

It had to be done... how could we not mention the hero that is Chuck Norris.
To learn more about the great man himself, visit his own website here (make sure you have your sound on to enjoy Chuck's personal welcome), or check out some of the many true facts about him here.